|oh, dirty jokes always get me...
||[Jan. 23rd, 2010|02:52 am]
|||||Under the sea||]|
So a couple of weeks ago, I was sitting in Theatre Class, and the girls around me were talking about the ocean, and that reminded me of a funny Joke that I had heard earlier, so I told the nearest girl the Joke (mind, the class was being obnoxious and loud, but I'm usually fairly careful with what I say) "There was this girl that got a tattoo of a seashell on the inside of her thigh, and if you put your ear on it, you can smell the ocean." The girl laughed, and so the other girls wanted to hear it as well, so I say it again, but louder. Now, I've been told that my voice carries, even when I'm trying to be quiet. No, especially when I'm trying to be quiet. After I told the Joke for the second time, I noticed that my teacher was standing within five feet of my trying to get the projector to work, and that she had been standing there, fiddling with the damned thing for several minutes, so she heard me tell the joke, not once, but TWICE.
Gah, I wanted to smash my face into the desk.